A Day In The Life Of A Bacon Lover. A Photo Essay.
You may recall our 2012 classic photo essays, A Day In The Life Of A Sushi Lover and A Day In The Life Of A Pizza Lover. Today we bring you the next installment in this groundbreaking series (that we hope will appear at the MoMA some time soon). With that, we present you with A Day In The Life Of A Bacon Lover:
1. Roll out of bed.
2. Wash up.

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3. Put on your shoes.

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4. Walk the dog.

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5. Time for school.

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6. Don’t forget your new briefcase!

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7. Say the Pledge of Allegiance.

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8. Put on your glasses to see the blackboard. (Your move, Warby Parker.)

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9. School picture day. (Wait until you see us after 20 years of bacon!)

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10. And who says teachers at The Bacon Institute can’t partake in picture day too?

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11. Time for a sushi lunch.

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12. Candy break.

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13. And more candy…

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14. Showdown on the court with the kid wearing Air Jordans.
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15. Time for a mani.

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16. Pay respects to bacon lovers who are now in a better bacon-loving place.

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17. Dinner time!

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18. Get fancy for a night on the town.

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19. Crispy pumps.

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20. In case they cause blisters…

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21. Baby, it’s cold outside.

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22. Seriously, it’s like like wear-your-scarf kind of cold.

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23. But you make it to the party.

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24. No, not that party… this party.

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25. Time to go home.

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26. But dessert is a must before bed.

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27. And then brush your teeth.

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28. And start dreaming of another bacon-filled day tomorrow!

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