Well, cat’s outta the bag donut’s in the bag now that Seamless delivers Dunkin’ right to your door. Yeah, pretty much you can order a donut for breakfast, a snack, or whenever you’re craving sweet, doughy goodness.
The first thing that probably comes to your mind is–what donut should I order? And we’re here to tell you with some hard-hitting, scientific facts. JK, we’re going off of astrological signs. Here’s what donut you should order…
Aries: Your confidence enables you to eat a powdered donut without shame (or napkin). Stranger: “there’s a little powder on your face.” You: “yeah, it’s cause I wanted it there.” Burn.
Taurus: Hit up that glazed chocolate cake, my bulls. But, will you take this advice? Survey says: probably not.
Gemini: Oh, dual personality you say? Well, a jelly filled donut appears to be just a plain donut from the outside, but then it’s got sweet, sweet jelly on the inside. Two-for-one special right there.
Cancer: When you’re feeling especially crabby… a chocolate donut with sprinkles will sweeten your day right up.
Leo: You fiery, proud lion…we hear you roarin’. A loud n’ colorful strawberry frosted for you, Simba.
Virgo: You’re quite the hard worker and there’s always a lot on your mind… just go with the OG Old Fashioned. Simple, dependable, delicious.
Libra: In order for your scales to be even, you need chocolate…and more chocolate. Hit ‘em with that double chocolate justice.
Scorpio: Sink your tail into a Boston Kreme. That should cool you off. And no, the donut wasn’t just looking at your boyfriend.
Sagittarius: Everyone loves a vanilla frosted with sprinkles–just like you–the always-has-a-joke-on-hand Sagittarius.
Capricorn: Your ambition and persistence might take a lot outta you ol’ Capricorn… find some zen with a delicate vanilla créme donut.
Aquarius: Glazed blueberry, at your service. Cuz water is blue, AMIRITE?
Pisces: You compassionate, kind soul. Get yourself a glazed donut to double down on all your sweetness.
